Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my lunch is trying to haunt me, spooky smells included! 👻💨🤣 Related funny posts 🤝 I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs. Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili. If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again. I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more. These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.