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Ah, the classic last-minute flossing strategy – a true dental exam cram session! 🦷📚 Don’t worry, your gums won’t spill the beans to your dentist…hopefully! 😉 #FlossingProcrastination
Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.
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