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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cra…

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cra…

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Ah, the classic last-minute flossing strategy – a true dental exam cram session! 🦷📚 Don't worry, your gums won't spill the beans to your dentist…hopefully! 😉 #FlossingProcrastination

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appointment, before, care, cramming, day, dental, dental care, dentist, floss, history, humor, i, procrastination, test on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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