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  • I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.
  • Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.
  • You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.
  • I miss getting my misinformation from less places.
  • Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.
  • The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.