💾 Save Image Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test. 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Ah, the classic last-minute flossing strategy – a true dental exam cram session! 🦷📚 Don't worry, your gums won't spill the beans to your dentist…hopefully! 😉 #FlossingProcrastination Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment. Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away? Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system. If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history. Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: appointment, before, care, cramming, day, dental, dental care, dentist, floss, history, humor, i, procrastination, test
