Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFlossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment. Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system. Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away? If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history. Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.