Commentary:
Sounds like you're ready to floss those fashion skills! 😜💃
Funny floss quotes
I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.
Commentary:
Adulting Level: Expert 🧺🥗🚶♂️ #LivingTheDream #FlossLikeABoss 😄
They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.
Commentary:
"They should also add a trumpet sound for dramatic effect 🎺🤣 #CliffhangerDentalCare"
It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.
Commentary:
"Imagine the struggle for a vampire trying to achieve that perfect smile! No wonder they're always in a bad mood 😬🧛♂️ #VampireProblems"
Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic last-minute flossing strategy – a true dental exam cram session! 🦷📚 Don't worry, your gums won't spill the beans to your dentist…hopefully! 😉 #FlossingProcrastination