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“Who needs deep conversations when you’ve got a bottle to pour out all your woes? 🍷 Thanksgiving goals: keep the wine flowing and the questions to a minimum! 😂 #CheersToAvoidingAwkwardChats”
For Thanksgiving donāt ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.
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