For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle. Posted onSep 22, 2023Nov 10, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFor Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers. People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo. Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody. I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.
