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"Who needs deep conversations when you've got a bottle to pour out all your woes? 🍷 Thanksgiving goals: keep the wine flowing and the questions to a minimum! 😂 #CheersToAvoidingAwkwardChats"

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98 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

100 shares on Discord this month:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

67 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

11 shares on Threads this month:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

49 shares on Discord this month:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

78 shares on X this month:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

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Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

God saw you do that.

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

God saw you do that.

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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