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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Spotted on Messenger:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Making waves on X:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Making waves on Slack:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Making waves on Reddit:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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Trending via Threads:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Trending via TikTok:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Making waves on Reddit:

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Making waves on Twitch:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Going viral on Messenger:

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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