Funny nearby quotes

It’s weird that nighttime is the natural state of the universe, and daytime is only caused by a nearby radiating ball of flame.

Commentary:
🌌 Isn't it wild that we're just night owls with a temporary subscription to Sunflix? ☀️😂

Commentary:
Finally, a dating app where you can find both love and that elusive printer ink! 🖨️❤️😆