Commentary:
Finally, a dating app where you can find both love and that elusive printer ink! 🖨️❤️😆
Funny Tinder quotes
I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.
Commentary:
Sounds like the ultimate cleaning hack! 😂🧹 Just make sure he doesn't swipe you out for a real date! 🍽️🎭
I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's swiping skills were just too hot to handle 🔥🔓 No worries, just call yourself a Tinder pro and wear that lock-out badge with pride! 💪😄
Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.
Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have artificial intelligence to swipe right for you? 🤖💔 Let the robots deal with our messy dating lives while we sit back and enjoy the show from a safe distance. It's a match made in tech heaven! 😂🤖 #RobotLove"
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's relationship is feeling the burn… 🔥🤣 Seems like "fun to be around" could use a little makeover in the truth department! Who knew Tinder could be the ultimate expose tool! 😂 #RelationshipDrama #TinderTales
I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.
Commentary:
"😂 Looks like finding a match on Tinder is harder than finding Waldo! 🕵️♂️ Who needs a husband when you can't even get a swipe right from him? 🤷♀️ #ForeverAlone"
A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.
Commentary:
"Swipe right for sandwiches that fill the hole in your stomach and your heart! 🥪❤️ Who needs love when you have the perfect BLT waiting for you? #SandwichesAreBae"
Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.
Commentary:
"Swipe right for that delicious meal! 🍔🔥 Who needs takeout when you can find your perfect match and have them deliver food to your heart (and stomach) with just a tap? Bon appétit and happy swiping! 📱❤️"
What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?
Commentary:
"Why do we call it Catfishing when we could be Playing With Matches? 🐟🔥 It's like choosing between a purr-fect crime and a fiery disaster! 🔥😼 Let's match things up and see who will be left smoldering in the end! 🔥😜"
I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.
Commentary:
When you expect a friend request and get a marriage proposal instead 🤦♀️😂 #NotTinder 💬📵