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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

May 20, 2026

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

May 19, 2026

Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.

Apr 1, 2026

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

Mar 31, 2026

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Mar 27, 2026

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Mar 26, 2026

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Mar 25, 2026

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

Mar 24, 2026

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Mar 24, 2026

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

Mar 24, 2026