14 funny printer quotes - Wordgag

Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.

May 29, 2026

Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.

May 29, 2026

Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

May 29, 2026

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

May 28, 2026

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

May 26, 2026

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

May 23, 2026

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

May 23, 2026

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

May 23, 2026

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

May 22, 2026

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

May 22, 2026

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

May 22, 2026

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

May 21, 2026

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

May 20, 2026

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

May 20, 2026