14 funny printer quotes - Wordgag

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

May 21, 2026

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

May 20, 2026

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

May 20, 2026

Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.

Apr 1, 2026

Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.

Apr 1, 2026

Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

Apr 1, 2026

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

Mar 31, 2026

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Mar 29, 2026

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Mar 27, 2026

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

Mar 26, 2026

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Mar 26, 2026

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Mar 25, 2026

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

Mar 25, 2026

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Mar 25, 2026