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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?