Commentary:
When life's giving you the short straw, guess you’re just stuck sipping on reality. 🥤🤷♂️
Funny straw quotes
My last straw is way longer than I thought.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's last straw got an extension! Who knew they were offering upgrades in exasperation these days?"
Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.
Commentary:
"Drinking through a straw is like snorkeling's evil twin – one brings you refreshment, the other brings you face-first into your drink! 🥤🤿 #StrawVsSnorkel"