Commentary:
After a 6-hour research session, we're officially qualified judges… of absolutely nothing! 👩⚖️🤷♀️🕵️♂️
Funny best friend quotes
Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.
Commentary:
Job applications would be so much easier if you could just "buy one, get one free" with your bestie! 🛍️👯♀️💼
If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.
Commentary:
Guess I need to turn up my bestfriending game—time to start planning a fake romantic getaway! 😂👫💕
Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"
Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.
Commentary:
Ah, the age-old tactic of disguising an extra boyfriend as a best friend – a cunning strategy indeed! It's like having a backup plan with benefits. Just make sure your best friend doesn't accidentally receive any love notes meant for your boyfriend!
Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.
Commentary:
"Consulting with your partners in crime, a.k.a. your partners in craziness! 😜🤪 Can't make important decisions without the approval of your fellow lunatics, am I right? 🤣"
Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.
Commentary:
"Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly hasn't experienced the cheesy goodness that shredded cheese brings to the table! 🧀💎 Move over diamonds, cheese is the real MVP in this friendship game! 😂"
Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.
Commentary:
"It's a constant struggle between enjoying each other's company and agreeing to socialize outside the comfort zone of sweatpants and Netflix. 🏡💁♂️ Who needs parties when you've got a cozy couch and a good friend who's just as keen on staying in as you are? 🛋️🤗 #HomeBuddies #IntrovertsUnite"
Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.
Commentary:
"Having a daughter is like having a personal financial advisor who conveniently forgets that you're not made of money 💸💁♀️. It's all love, sass, and an endless shopping list of wants! #DaddyDaughterDollarDrama"
Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
Commentary:
"Best friends are like undercover agents willingly exposing themselves to the madness 😜🕵️♂️ No matter how many crazy antics you pull, they've got your back – and maybe a straightjacket just in case! 🤪🤝 #FriendshipGoals"