Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a solid plan unless you're looking at your bank account! π¦ππ€£ Related funny posts π Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” Got an email from my bank saying βis your 401k enough to retire onβ and itβs like you are my bank, you know it’s not. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too. My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.