Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction]. I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes. I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway. Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant. You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.