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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Commentary:
"BRB, off to invent the SPF 100 toddler wrangle-proof sunscreen! 😅👶🧴 #MissionImpossible"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged baby, candy, childhood, everyday, everyday humor, humor, irony, opposite, parenting, playful, putting, safety, sunscreen, taking, toddler on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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