Commentary:
Simultaneous handshakes and name amnesia – my ultimate party trick! 🤝😅
Funny handshake quotes
I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.
Commentary:
"Looks like handshakes are officially canceled in favor of royal greetings! 👑🤝 Better start practicing your bow or kneel down technique, folks! Who needs hand sanitizer when you've got regal manners? 😄🙇♂️"
Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.
Commentary:
"Look at you, turning handshakes into a mysterious guessing game 🤔👖 Let the speculation begin: Was it a secret slime operation or simply a mid-meal snack? The world may never know! 🕵️♂️🍔 #SneakyHandshakeMoves"
Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!
Commentary:
"Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! 💪🏼🦠 #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"