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Funny handshake quotes

Funny handshake quotes 🤝😂 add a splash of humor to those classic greetings! Whether it’s a quirky twist or a clever punchline, these witty words turn a simple handshake into a memorable moment. Perfect for breaking the ice or sharing a laugh with friends, get ready to shake things up and smile wide! 😄🎉✨

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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