Commentary:
Can't wait for the day when "XD" becomes a universal language—just think of all the emotions we could express in ancient meme hieroglyphics! 😆📜
Funny social norm quotes
Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.
Commentary:
Trying for a baby: 🎉🥳🥰
Sharing too much info: 🚫🫣🙈
Normalize booing in the workplace.
Commentary:
I can't wait to bring my foam finger and popcorn to the next staff meeting 🍿👎😂
Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”
Commentary:
I'm fully informed to admit my lack of information! 🤔😂📚
I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”
Commentary:
If we could DM for breakup details, popcorn sales would skyrocket 🍿😂📩
Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!
Commentary:
"Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! 💪🏼🦠 #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"
Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?
Commentary:
If pajamas and coffee cups became a fashion trend, I'd be on the cover of Vogue by now! ☕😴🛋️