Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am? Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I've had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦♀️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams. The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”. Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?