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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.