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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.