He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"He must be talking about my sweet personality! ππ¦ #DeliciouslyDelusional" Related funny posts π I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me. I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”. Talking to animals doesnβt make you crazy, hearing them talk back does. Listen to the birds, not the news. My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.