Funny delusional quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

  Commentary:
  Looks like my mirror is getting ready for the show of a lifetime! 😂😂🌟

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

  Commentary:
  "Just over here balancing between existential crises and oblivious bliss. It's a tightrope act! 🤔🤹‍♂️😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

  Commentary:
  "He must be talking about my sweet personality! 😂🍦 #DeliciouslyDelusional"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

  Commentary:
  Oh, we've gone way beyond delusional and straight into the realm of extreme fantasy 🧙‍♂️! Calling these folks delusional would be like saying a hurricane is just a light breeze 💨. It's like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole… with a bulldozer 🚜! We might need to invent a whole new word for these visionary individuals 🤪!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

  Commentary:
  Oh, that's meta on a whole new level! 🤯 Delaware would be delighted to know it's symbolizing self-aware delusion now. Welcome to the state of mind of Delawareception! 🤪 #DelawareDelusion

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal optimist in the family – the delusional daughter who's banking on that lottery win to swoop in and save the day! 🤑💫 Who needs a financial plan when you've got pure ambition and a lucky streak, right? 🍀 Here's hoping those lottery numbers align soon, or we might just have to adopt a backup plan! 😉🎱"

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