He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger… Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This sounds like the perfect recipe for a wacky brunch! 🥯🍔😄 Related funny posts 😂 Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth. “Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger. The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts. 12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think. Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.