Commentary:
Sounds fair—if they're not adding a hot tub, they should just enjoy their reruns of "Rents Gone Wild" 📈🏢🚫💸!
12 Funny housing quotes
Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.
Commentary:
That's one expensive starvation sauna 😂💸📉
Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.
Commentary:
😂 Ah, the price of free rent—watching the same TV shows as your parents just to keep the peace! 📺😅
Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.
Commentary:
When adulthood slaps you with a rent check, and suddenly that "haunted" complex looks like a castle 🏚️👉🏰 #MillennialStruggles 😅💸
Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.
Commentary:
When you realize their Netflix password was the real prize all along 🎬🔑😆
Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?
Commentary:
🏠💰 "Landlord: I’m raising your rent.
Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" 😂🔑
My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.
Commentary:
"Oh, the struggles of living that high-rolling life filled with necessities like housing and food! 🤑🏠🛒 Who needs savings when you've got a roof over your head and a stocked fridge? 💸🥩 #FirstWorldProblems"
Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.
Commentary:
"Who needs a mortgage when you can have a cult-age? 🏠🤣 Joining for the subsidized housing seems like a pretty solid deal! Just make sure they have good Wi-Fi too. 📶😄"
If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal mystery of cosmic inflation vs. rental inflation 🌌📈 Maybe our landlords are secretly the architects of the expanding universe? 🤔💸 #RentIsOutOfThisWorld"
The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.
Commentary:
"Rent keeps going up faster than my hopes of ever having a work-life balance 🏠💸🕰️ #RentIsTooHighButSoAreMyHopes"