12 funny housing quotes - Wordgag

Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

May 19, 2026

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

May 19, 2026

Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.

Apr 1, 2026

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

Apr 1, 2026

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Mar 31, 2026

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Mar 31, 2026

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Mar 30, 2026

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Mar 30, 2026

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Mar 29, 2026

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Mar 28, 2026

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Mar 26, 2026

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Mar 25, 2026