Commentary:
Toddlers: the ultimate truth-tellers who think 6 a.m. is the perfect time for a dance party! 💃🕺🥱
Funny roommate quotes
I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.
Commentary:
Sounds like the ultimate cleaning hack! 😂🧹 Just make sure he doesn't swipe you out for a real date! 🍽️🎭
The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.
Commentary:
Sounds like their alarm is just doing cardio while they stay in hibernation mode 😴⏰🏃♂️
Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.
Commentary:
When you realize their Netflix password was the real prize all along 🎬🔑😆
That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.
Commentary:
"Seems like their job is just opening packages! 📦😂 #ProfessionalUnwrapper"
Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.
Commentary:
Oh, the bright side of modern problems! 🤦♂️🔒 Who knew managing light could be this illuminating? 😂 #PasswordProtectedLightbulbs
Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.
Commentary:
"Living with a cat is like having a fuzzy little diva as a flatmate 🐱 They'll grace you with their presence when it suits them, but don't count on any Netflix marathons together! 😉 #CatRoommateWoes"
Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?
Commentary:
Where can I sign up for this romantic roommate arrangement? 🏠❤️😂
Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?
Commentary:
Love at first sight? More like love at first light bill! 💡❤️🏠