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Funny life support quotes

Funny life support quotes bring a much-needed dose of laughter to serious moments πŸ’‰πŸ˜‚! Whether you’re a medical pro or just love quirky humor, these witty sayings keep spirits high and stress low πŸ˜…πŸ’ͺ. Ready to smile through the beeps and tubes? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes on life support that prove humor truly is the best medicine! πŸ˜„πŸŽ‰

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

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