Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight! Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just when I thought the bar scene couldn't get any gassier! 🍻💨 #FartenderLife" Related funny posts 🤝 Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks. Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much. Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down. Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”. Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.