I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Whale, I guess they thought that name was "sperm"-endous! πππ Related funny posts π€ A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading. Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I canβt come. Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction. How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you canβt come? Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.