I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Zooming to space without a rocket! ππ€―β¨ Related funny posts π€ My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride. If I were a billionaire, I wouldnβt build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth. Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you canβt even name one of their songs. A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.