I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Why is Netflix acting like an impatient waiter trying to take my plate while I'm still finishing the bread? ๐ฟ๐ ๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch! I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious. Please text me back. Iโm about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad. If you canโt say anything nice, donโt say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color. Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?