I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar th…

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Commentary:
“Easy solution: just bring your own karaoke machine and start belting out ‘Wonderwall’ at full volume. 🎤🎶 Nothing like an unexpected solo performance to really get the party going… or clearing out the bar in record time! 🙉🎵”

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