Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.
- A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”
- My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.
- I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”
- I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
