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  • If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.
  • Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.
  • If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.
  • It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.
  • Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.
  • Relationship status: he escaped.