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I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar tha…

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar tha…

Commentary:
"Easy solution: just bring your own karaoke machine and start belting out 'Wonderwall' at full volume. 🎤🎶 Nothing like an unexpected solo performance to really get the party going… or clearing out the bar in record time! 🙉🎵"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoyance, bar, bring, conversation, dog, everyone, gathering, humor, i, kids, mad, social on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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