Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.
  • I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.
  • Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.
  • Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.