I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad? Posted onJun 17, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch. A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!” My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home. I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.” I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
