I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Fruits and fashion—the ultimate combo for sweet success! 🍉👗😄 Related funny posts 😂 Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout. The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts. Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world. Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship. How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?