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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.