I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it. I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you. That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor. It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.
