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"Who needs a scale when your grudges are doing all the heavy lifting? 💪🏼😅 Remember, emotional baggage weighs more than any dumb old scale can measure! 🛍️"
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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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