Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.
  • I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.
  • I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.
  • She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.
  • “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.
  • I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.