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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear Iโ€™ll need, but I never look at them again.

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Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

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Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

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Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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Stretching my back isnโ€™t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesnโ€™t send symbols on glowing screen.

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Taylor Swiftโ€™s most unrealistic lyric is โ€œheโ€™d never tell you, but he can play guitarโ€, because Iโ€™ve never met a man who can play guitar that isnโ€™t gonna tell you about it.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now Iโ€™m stressed about missing sessions.

I downloaded a meditation app. Now Iโ€™m stressed about missing sessions.

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