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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Funny quote about how waking up the body feels like a slow process.

Commentary:
"Trying to rally all those bones, muscles, and cells in the morning is like herding cats… except there's way more of them! 🦴💪🔬 Just give them a few snooze button taps to kick-start the party in there! ⏰🥳"


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