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"Trying to rally all those bones, muscles, and cells in the morning is like herding cats… except there's way more of them! 🦴💪🔬 Just give them a few snooze button taps to kick-start the party in there! ⏰🥳"

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Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

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We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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