I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life. Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning. Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.