I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job. There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company. Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.