I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help. Commentary:"Let's hope their requests for assistance stay strictly in the realm of hypotheticals… 🙈💀 #FriendshipGoals #JustAFigureOfSpeech" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me. If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option. The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever. If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.
