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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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