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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

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Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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I have a very active anti-social life.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Spotted on WeChat:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

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Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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