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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.