I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won't tolerate any weirdness around here.

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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