I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area. My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film. Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu. I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.
