Commentary:
"Finally, a way to find someone who won't judge me for sprinting through terminals like it's an Olympic sport! 🏃♂️😂✈️"
Funny tolerance quotes
I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.
Commentary:
"Who needs a security system when you have a high power flashlight and a vigilant neighbor like this? 🕵️♂️💡 Just remember, no weirdness allowed in this backyard – it's a strictly weird-free zone! 🚫👽 #NeighborhoodWatchOnFleek"
Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.
Commentary:
Finally, a reason to consider myself enlightened after watching last year's karaoke night! 🎤😅📹