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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.