I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.