I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress? Commentary:Sounds like your cat discovered the magic art of feline sprawl! ๐ฑ๐๏ธ๐น Related Funny Quotes ๐ค I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat. I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice? The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once. King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code. I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.