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I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

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Sounds like your cat discovered the magic art of feline sprawl! ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜น

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, bed hogging, cat, hell, hogging, humor, i, love, mattress, much, pet, queen-size, queen-size mattress, size, sleep, small, small size, take on Oct 15, 2025 by slickboy.

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