I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress? Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your cat discovered the magic art of feline sprawl! π±ποΈπΉ Related funny posts π Doggy style is out cat style is in. Itβs where I let you touch me until Iβm satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again. My boyfriend just said βI encourage you to try all thingsβ to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce. Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts. You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”. Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.