I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

First World War. Kind of nervous.