I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it. Posted on22 hours ago22 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow. You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there. Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.
