I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it. Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Having Taylor Swift as your alarm clock is like a musical game of 'Beat the Clock'! 🕑🎶 No snooze button can save you from that kind of motivation! 😂 #EarlyBirdGetsTheWorm" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow. Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there. Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.
