I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?