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43 shares on Twitch this month:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

22 shares on Threads this month:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

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I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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