I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didnβt have any, so I put on this red dental floss. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're ready to floss those fashion skills! ππ Related funny posts π€ The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line. They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out. I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. And for my next trick, I will turn yesterdayβs sweatpants into todayβs sweatpants.