I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, that's one way to make a mythical mess! ππ©π" Related funny posts π€ I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen. An adventure and a dragon would cure me. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. If stupidity got us into this mess, then why canβt it get us out? Just once Iβd like to hear a doctor say, βYour guess is as good as mine.β