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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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"Well, that's one way to make a mythical mess! πŸ‰πŸ’©πŸ˜‚"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bizarre, constipation, doctor, dragon, drug, drug experience, experience, hallucination, humor, i, LSD, myself, prescription, saw, shit, sure, surreal, unexpected, why on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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