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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

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Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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Icarus loved hot wings.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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Weirdos gonna weird.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

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Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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