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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.