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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.