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I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

May 28, 2026

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

May 27, 2026

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

May 25, 2026

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

May 24, 2026

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

May 24, 2026

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

May 22, 2026

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

May 22, 2026

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

May 21, 2026

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

May 19, 2026

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Mar 31, 2026