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31 shares on Twitch this month:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

33 shares on Discord this month:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

41 shares on Discord this month:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

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Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

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Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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