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If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

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So basically, we'd be living in a world where Doritos sales are through the roof and Dad's biggest rage is running out of salsa! πŸŒΏπŸ˜‹πŸŽ‰

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, anger, angry, ban, drunk, father, hunger, hungry, lot, memory, ones, people, stoned, weed on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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